Russia 2018: 13 golden rules for ladies living with their men

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It is world cup time again and the eyes of men will be fixated on football. Although an adapted version of a post shared on an online forum, Today’s Echo brings you 13 golden rules ladies who live with their men must follow during the world cup:

  1. The remote control belongs to the guy for the whole month.
  2.  Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup cos he
    won’t go.
  3. You support the teams he supports.
  4. No talking during the game,wait for half-time or end of the game.
  5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so he is gonna watch them.
  6. You can watch Telemundo or Zee World provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Russia
  7. You don’t just pass in front of the TV if he is watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
  8.  Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
  9. No funny faces to his friends when they come for soccer.
  10. Smile every time EXCEPT when his team is losing.
  11. You don’t shout GOAAAALLLL when his team rivals score
  12.  No sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched
  13. Unless its his favourite, don’t tell him food is ready when he’s busy watching football

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