Self-acclaimed love doctor, Joro Olumofin is trying to help eligible bachelors in Nigeria identify proper wife materials. He declares that any lady who doesn’t pass at least 15 out of these tests is not one.
This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend.
We realized that unlike our parents times it’s very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there?
Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover
1️⃣ Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or Danfo Bus even if you have a car
2️⃣Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3️⃣Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
4️⃣Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you’re quitting your job to be a DJ or barber
5️⃣Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup
6️⃣Tell her you’re celibate and you don’t want sex till marriage
7️⃣Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.
8️⃣Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.
9️⃣If you have a beard, shave it all up
🔟Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food
1️⃣1️⃣ Propose without a ring
1️⃣2️⃣ Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage
1️⃣3️⃣Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild
1️⃣4️⃣ Tell her you’re going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo
1️⃣5️⃣ Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm
1️⃣6️⃣ Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.
1️⃣7️⃣ Tell her you’re going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd )
1️⃣8️⃣ Tell her your mother will be cooking for you
1️⃣9️⃣ Tell her she can’t watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.
2️⃣0️⃣ Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you’re saving up.
Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true “ID” persona / archetypes of your partner.