Dad writes Brutally honest CV for lazy daughter

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Most CVs portray the person in the best possible light showing off their strengths, education and achievements. But Lauren Moore’s takes a different approach.

The 16-year-old from Redcar, Middlesbrough, got her dad to do her CV ahead of her GCSE results, and he didn’t hold back.

Under her responsibilities and duties section for her work experience he listed skills such as “getting on my father’s t**s,” “browsing Facebook” and “losing all documentation”.

For a similar section for her voluntary work gardening, he wrote: “Digging holes looking for gold,” “f****** everything up” and “couldn’t really give a s**t”.

It doesn’t stop there though.

The brutal CV

In the section titled interests and personal information it simply reads “f*** all”.

While listed under skills and personal qualities it describes her as a “typical 16 year old” who “don’t do mornings” as well as being “lazy,” “rude” and “couldn’t give a f***”.

Ouch! Who needs enemies when you have your own dad looking after your best interests.

Fortunately Lauren could see the funny side and took to her Twitter page to post the CV along with the comment: “Remind me not to let my dad do my cv for me.”

Her friends piled in to have a laugh too.

One wrote of Lauren’s dad: “He’s a boyo” along with a laughing emoji.

Another said: “This is so funny giving out all clients information to fraudsters LMAOOOOOO.”

While a third simply wrote: “I’m screaming.”

Laura’s friends

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